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after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes
whenever my program freezes
society’s infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans’ innate desire for beauty
“the toothbrush/hairbrush/bike/vanity desk with flowers on it is For Kids! this plain beige one is For Adults!”
I am literally throwing you into a volcano
neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets
here are some more really good neoboards screenshots
how could you forget
Twitter users will not survive the winter
What do they mean it’s impossible to have conversations there’s at least three different ways to do so here
“It’s impossible to have conversations there” -person coming from a website where DM'ing is now paywalled behind Twitter Blue.
Some people name their child after themselves, and some people say they think of their pets as their children, but rarely do you see a pet owner name their pet after themself. “Hi, I’m Dave, and this is my dog, Dave” – you just don’t see that a lot.
Spinch is literally right here
I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????
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So we’ve been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline “Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes” but then overdoing the “local man” trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered “Local woman” but then that sounds like we’re typecasting women so that wasn’t great either, but I think we’ve finally found a worthy compromise:
Some people name their child after themselves, and some people say they think of their pets as their children, but rarely do you see a pet owner name their pet after themself. “Hi, I’m Dave, and this is my dog, Dave” – you just don’t see that a lot.
Spinch is literally right here
This morning, Buckingham Palace staff found Charles III in his bed chambers alive and well. My heart goes out to all the people of Britain who will be suffering due to this senseless tragedy
My brain feels awful where’s the pic of the bedraggled cat waking up from sleeping under the weighted blanket






















